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What if Average Joe had in Detroit? Here are A list of the ten best solutions from Average Joe to get the American auto industry in the Red and Green. Listen up Detroit, Average Joe is at home.
10. The U.S. Treasury was not there to rescue Average Joe when he took his Fantasy Football choose to Las Vegas. Legal Consuelo Average Joe's only been to file for bankruptcy. If the bankruptcy is good enough for the average Joe, it's good enough for Detroit.
9. President Obama won approximately $ 400,000 U.S. $ 170,000 in additional benefits. If the President of the United States that governs 305 million people of one of the most powerful countries in the world can survive a salary of $ 560,000 after a reduction in salary and bonus for executive directors is good enough for Detroit. The Average Joe voted last time he saw no the shortage of presidential candidates. They can keep their private jets.
8. Average Joe earns about $ 16 per hour. If around 33,000 dollars year is good enough for the average Joe, then it is good enough for the average union workers in the automotive industry.
7. Average Joe earns extra money on the side with a garage sale once in a while. If the average Joe can leave his rock classic 8-tracks, then surely Detroit can reduce some of its brands and models. Giant McDonalds efficiency as much as they tried to repackage the McRib; BicMac remains the king of burgers. In Detroit, we can say "Two beef patties, lettuce, American cheese, pickles, onions and special sauce served on a sesame seed bun?" target = "_blank" title = "mark" Market> Market brand has its advantages.
6. Average Joe can not understand the complexities of government regulation, but One thing is certain, he knows the game and sometimes the rules suck. But one can only expel the dirt from Detroit in Uncle Sam so long to get pulled out of the game. As much as Average Joe loves the game of baseball sometimes wonders, does LA really need and deserve a football team? Average Joes says: reorganization. How about some Canadians who tasty … uhhh … Maple syrup is for our juices Detroitian executive?
5. When the mean Joe fired told to go to community college to get retrained. (You know how to say "Can I help you?" And "Do you want fries with that? "in Spanish and Chinese, but that's another story for another time). If the government subsidized education is good enough for the average Joe, so let's keep subsidies for research and development and welfare of the companies comes Washington! Average Joe wants to know, not ever his Detroit 25 billion R & D as promised by Bush?
4. But seriously, folks. While the average Joe loves his Chevy Tahoe, wonders what came first the chicken or the egg? Put bluntly, the life imitating art or art imitates life? Philosophical Average Joe is also a realist. A phone call from Detroit to Hollywood is what is needed here. Put Jolie Clooney and Hanks to work with Spielberg, mix in a soundtrack by Springsteen and Detroit will soon have to sell refrigerators to Eskimos … or is that hybrids to the Saudis? If Spielberg is busy … ear to the ground is said that Obama Girl is looking for a concert.
3. While Detroit was busy on Wall Street, with mergers business, acquisitions, globalization, market shares, and golden parachutes, Something strange happened on the way to Main Street. Social networks. Average Joe is up on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and DiggIt. Detroit meet Silicon Valley. Now go play and share toys. Detroit meet aerospace. Detroit, have you ever I have drinks with T. Boone Pickens? Profit-sharing anyone?
2. Now you can say what you will about Joe Average, but no matter what you can I probably would agree that the average Joe is a patriot. True blue, meat and potatoes, love NASCAR, the pride of America, the whole way. Thus Average Joe's like target = "_blank" title = "rolls"> rolls. Now, some might think that Joe paying taxes is patriotic, except that the average Joe is more likely to get a tax refund from Uncle Sam instead of raising taxes a Grand Ole patriotic Americans. "Either tea?
But that's not the point. Average Joe enjoys watching replays WWWII on the History Channel every now and then. If government bonds financed by the U.S. WWWII then it ends, we will sell some of these stocks patriotic red, white and blue at GM, Ford and Chrysler. The Americans will sit and watch the Chevelle American Mustang and Barracuda muscle wrinkle Minis, Tata has intelligence and calories? NO! Average Joe says he has his dollar averaged $ 13 a week and a buy yourself some encouraging American auto stocks. If you worked to get us out of the Depression era after work to get us out of the era of consumption.
1. And finally, if none of the previous work, there's always Plan Z, which in this case means "copy and steal everything." This method works best for the Chinese, who in a few years could only own Detroit. (See # 5)
This of course is a satirical look at U.S. auto industry in no way intended to undermine the seriousness of the current economic issue. No offense meant to the average Joe, who may be and wherever you can roll.
